My schedule, I’ll admit- has been a little hectic lately. Granted, I’ve been having the blast that comes with having a whimsical occupation coupled with an active social life, a complicated side project, and some traveling thrown in for good measure- but I’m tired. (Le sigh) I haven’t been paying attention to some things I *probably* should have been paying attention to. Case in point:
Today at work, I was moping about with a general fainty lightheadedness and a listlessness that made picking up pens seem unreasonable. Felicia, our housekeeping manager, remarks on my paleness.
'Fee, I don’t know what’s wrong with me- I just feel... ugh! Not myself.'
'Hun, have you been eating differently lately...?'
I think about this- my diet has been made up of twizzlers, frappes, ice cream, and for some reason- pickled vegetables for the past... Oh no. Oh no.
*races to calendar*
Oh my god- has it really been that long? Let’s stay calm and think about this Kell. The last time, the last time... Murray’s. I figured if I was taking Carrie to the prom, I could get away with eating an entire butter steak at Murray’s. Oh holy hell. That was almost 2 months ago. 2 FREAKIN’ MONTHS!?! Ohno Ohno Ohno Ohno Ohno Ohno. This could not have happened to me. *Me* of all people. I’m... I just *can’t* be!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Oh hell, it all makes sense now- the tiredness, the inability to get motivated, the slight nausea. I can’t believe I did this to myself. Here Fee interjects a laugh- 'Hun, *why* are you falling out? It’s not like it’s bad- I don’t see what the big dea-'
I don’t listen- I’m freaking out. No one can understand- I've crossed over, become one of *them*. Thinking back, thinking back- please let me have missed something... But I haven’t.
Omg. It’s official. I’m...
a vegetarian.
My father would be so ashamed.
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