The universe and I are still beefin'. On my way to work, I stuck my head out of the car and shook my fist at the sky just to let it know it's still on.
When I arrived at work and tried to walk through the brand new sliding glass doors, they malfunctioned and shmooshed me again the wall. I made a sound like this: wha..? OH! AH!*squeak*BLAM*squish*
Tasks this weekend:
- Locate and purchase another appropriate stun gun for my upcoming Canadian adventures.
- Find a new job to pay off MASSIVE newfound debts. Or find corner on which to sell body.
- Read Jack Canfield's The Success Principles, which- according to Tim M. will solve all my problems and get me everything I want out of life.
- Decide on little fun: picnicing in Lake City or big fun: saying fuckitall and hopping the Megabus to Chicago.
I better get started.
BYE!
1 comment:
Gun shops aren't open on the weekends, I've always been fond of Lake and Chicago Ave, I miss Cliff Notes, and Stephanie and I were kicked out of a country club!
...success?
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